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   Los elefantes se han puesto a trabajar. Lo han hecho, y es que debido a su condición de elefantes, no conocen su situación frente al mundo que les contiene: están en peligro de extinción. Pero los elefantes, no utilizan el preservativo, como tal vez sí, debiera hacerlo  otro animal (éste sí, racional...), como es el hombre; el  que tanto hace por aumentar su plebe, aquel que abre sus brazos y cree que el mundo es demasiado grande, el mismo que atisba un planeta infinito... ¿instinto de supervivencia...?, tal vez; aunque éste no esté en peligro de extinción... o sí. 

   Ya sé que algún avispado me preguntaría "¿Y para qué sirven los elefantes...?"... pues eso me pregunto yo, aunque también le doy la vuelta, y me pregunto para qué sirve el hombre.  Podríamos pensar entonces, que si evitamos que estos gigantes (que sólo sirven para comer plantas y destruir bosques y sabanas), sigan procreando, evitaríamos que nos arrebatasen nuestro espacio magnífico de convivencia, nuestro "hábitat", nuestras casas con sus plazas de aparcamientos... ¿deberíamos acabar con todos ellos...?, ¿deberíamos acabar entonces con todas las especies del planeta, no vaya a ser que se nos quede pequeño...?

   Optaríamos en ese caso, puestos ya, de eliminar elefantes inservibles, por eliminar a políticos inservibles, líderes espirituales inservibles, gurús financieros inservibles... e incluso monarcas inservibles.
Yo me pregunto ¿para qué sirve un político, si no es para reducir tu "hábitat" cada vez más?  ¿Y un líder espiritual, no reduce tu hábitat igualmente? ¿Para qué sirve un banquero, si no es para lo mismo? ¿Para qué sirve un monarca...?
   ¿Son estas opciones éticas y/o morales...? ¿Lo son las primeras...?


Como dijo en su día Sor María, tras ser sorprendida en cuclillas, "Yo, para lo que me queda en este convento, me cago dentro".


   
 Observando la fotografía, se puede apreciar el miedo relativo, de los ocupantes en su silla de montar, ante una posible caída desde una altura tan considerable: ¡Como para romperse algo...! Y es que el elefante, no entiende de safaris. 

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  1. algunos hombres sirven para mucho menos que un elefante, y el rey es uno de los humanos que en España sirve para bien poco.

    Saludos.

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    1. ¿A que está esperando esta sociedad para actuar...? ¿A qué espera el monarca para abdicar...?
      Preguntas de las que me guardo la (posible) respuesta...

      ¡Salud y República!

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  2. Ya lo dije en mi blog pero bueno... ¡Nuestro rey es el primer gran activo de la democracia! (al menos para Gallardón, claro).

    No obstante a nadie le han preguntado hasta donde yo sé si tiene a bien que parte de sus impuestos vayan a sufragar la caza de paquidermos del monarca. Y por supuesto de referendum ni hablamos, resulta cuanto menos curiosa la descripción que hizo Gallardón de la monarquía española...

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  3. El Sr. Gallardón, tiene la particularidad especial y única, de parecer un demócrata y llegar a creerlo él mismo: el resto, sabemos que es todo lo contrario.
    Cuando habló así del monarca, tal vez lo dijo de sopetón del que tiene la seguridad de haberse aprendido de memoria los palabros que utiliza. Éste en concreto, el de "activo", debió de hacerlo con prisa y se quedó con los enunciados más simpáticos como esto de la RAE:
    5. adj. Fís. Dicho de un material: De radiactividad media o baja.

    6. adj. Fís. Se dice del laboratorio o del dispositivo experimental donde dicho material se manipula o guarda.

    9. m. Econ. Conjunto de todos los bienes y derechos con valor monetario que son propiedad de una empresa, institución o individuo.

    8. adj. Quím. Que posee radiactividad o propiedades catalíticas.

    En ese caso, estoy de acuerdo con él.
    Estos temas de la monarquía me producen mareos e imágenes borrosas, pero en riguroso blanco y negro: miro atrás y lo veo cogiendo el testigo de la carrera franquista... ahora, vamos todavía por el tercer relevo: el fascismo que nos gobierna, disfrazado (cada vez menos) de demócratas y liberales: todo falso, pero atado y bien atado que está el asunto.

    Pobres elefantes, con tipos como estos, pobre rinocerontes... pobres los humanos con alimañas como esta gente.

    Un cordial saludo.

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  4. No sé quién es más animal, si el elefante o el este rey que necesita que le emborrachen los osos para cazarlos. No sé cómo podemos tener una monarquía en esta época moderna, cuando las monarquías son un lastre para los países y para la sociedad en general. En toda esta movida del rey, su novieta, el accidente, ese perdón con pucheros, todo el montaje informativo al respecto, han puesto entre las cuerdas al propio sistema y a más de uno se le ha visto el plumero. Se han gastado un perservativo gigante para que no traspase nada. Menos mal que los elefantes son naturales como la vida misma.

    Un abrazo para los tres.

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    1. Ya te contesto yo a esa primera pregunta, Encarni: no tengo dudas que el pobre elefante, no entiende de negocios turbios, de artilugios que matan (o hieren un pie por ejemplo…), ni de dividendos o cuentas bancarias en el extranjero. No hay duda que el mal llamado “animal racional” (¡Sálvese quien pueda!), es un animal integral, y peor aún, si éste tiene galones…

      No hay transparencia en Política, Seguridad de Estado y mucho menos, en cuanto a las cuentas de la Casa Real, y/o la Iglesia Católica… bueno sí; un cristal bastante limpio, transparente, gigantesco, que oculta detrás, y para que lo veamos todos, la gran caja negra que lo guarda todo como si les fuese la vida en ello.

      Abrazos para los tres igualmente.

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  5. Los elefantes no entienden de cosas que pueden entender los humanos, pero creo que son más humanos que muchos de nosotros.

    Besos.

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    1. He conocido animales, que me han demostrado comportamientos asociados a la inteligencia (véase el enlace del elefante), que muchos humanos, más cercanos éstos últimos, a los animales salvajes... éstos aun siendo salvajes, se mueven por instinto... los otros (los llamados “humanos”), por intereses y/o falta de materia gris en su gran cabezota: desconocemos en qué casos se dan una o ambas circunstancias.
      Por suerte, siempre nos quedarán los genios filósofos, matemáticos, músicos o escritores, que nos harán la vida más llevadera y/o feliz.
      Besos.

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  6. Ni deberían utilizarlo Utopazzo, ya sabes que están en peligro de extinción, y no sólo eso, también están modificando algunas características morfológicas debido a la caza indiscriminada. Cada vez hay menos elefantes con colmillos, el motivo es evidente, la transmisión de este gen se ve más limitada porque se cazan principalmente elefantes con colmillos por la venta del marfil. Así que ya ves, una pandilla de holgazanes ociosos y, hasta en algunos casos, subvencionados con dinero público, se dedican a modificar la morfología animal.

    Te dejo un fragmento de "El viaje del elefante".

    "Grande, enorme, barrigudo, con una voz capaz de asustar a los menos timoratos y una trompa como no la tiene ningún otro animal de la creación, el elefante nunca podría ser producto de una imaginación, por muy fértil y propensa al riesgo que fuese. El elefante, simplemente, o existía, o no existía."

    En este caso el elefante existía y nos enteramos gracias al tropiezo de un rey.

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  7. Curiosamente Utopazzo, ese hombre sobrevalorado del que hablas, no le basta con matar por sus creencias, esclavizar física o/y mentalmente a sus congéneres o destruir el medio en el que vive; sino que además extermina, se los come o pone a trabajar a los animales. Qué culpa tendrán ellos que seamos tan estúpidos, con o sin corona. Mires hacia donde mires, con honrosas excepciones, parafraseando a Marina, hay claros síntomas del fracaso social e individual de la inteligencia?? . Sálvese el que pueda, como bien dices. Y nuestra clase dirigente (políticos y desalmados del dinero) hace tiempo que se pusieron el condón en la cabeza equivocada. Sólo así se explica esos cerebros impenetrables al dolor de la gente, imperturbables en su felonía. Pero a todo chancho le acaba llegando su San Martín.
    Bien por esos "tambores de Burundi", sin tambores. Ya, ya sé que me colé en la otra entrada. Pero es por mi costumbre de ver el video y responder unos días después sin volver a verlo en algunas ocasiones. Te aseguro que yo juraría haber escuchado tambores. Ya ves cómo se las gasta la memoria. A lo mejor es cosa de la edad. Tomaré nota.

    Y bien podríamos aplicar a nuestro dilecto monarca, el microrrelato del genial Monterrosso, cambiando dinosaurio por elefante:
    "Cuando despertó, el elefante todavía estaba ahí."

    Un abrazo republicano.

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  8. Ana, Prometeo... no os perdáis el enlace que os dejo a continuación. He realizado una traducción libre de lo que dejó escrito Camile Saint-Saëns, en su extraordinaria obra, "El carnaval de los animales"... esta, concretamente pertenece a la dedicada a los elefantes. La voz la pone alguien bastante conocido (¡Nada más y nada menos que Roger Moore!), y mi traducción es esta:
    "Se me hace difícil de comprender como un animal tan bello, enorme e inteligente, pueda ser abatido (y puesto en peligro de extinción con ello), por alguien bastante menos noble, grande e inteligente, como puede ser, un monarca con su rifle regalado en alguna fiesta, y con el único fin de tener un orgasmo contemplando tan enorme beldad, cayendo abatido... este orgasmo se puede multiplicar, al producirse unas vibraciones en su entorno… capaces de romper algún hueso humano, inclusive..."

    Que lo disfrutéis como yo lo he hecho.

    http://youtu.be/jWUt2D0FkdU

    Os dejo el enlace de su biografía. Asusta comprobar, como además de visionario, fue un niño prodigio para la música, como (por fortuna) tanta gente noble e inteligente que disfruta con aquello que hace, y consigue orgasmos mayores, sin necesidad de tener que irse de caza...

    http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camille_Saint-Sa%C3%ABns

    Besos para ti, Ana, y abrazos par ti, Prometeo.

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  9. Buenísimo el enlace, Utopazzo. Pero mejor aún esa traducción libre que haces mezcla de verdad, sentido común y como no, aliñadas con tu fina ironía. Y al de la corona, su carnaval particular se termina.

    Un abrazo.

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